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Периодическая система алкогольных элементов

С. В. Емцова – Менделеева

VIII

1

                       *

                16                             

                56

херес

II

III

IV

V

VI

VII

2

                           21

                         210

ликер

                             38

                               8

бренди

                            41

                         0,41

коньяк

                           40

                         485

водка

                          100

                          990

царская  водка

                             6

                           39

грог

                           10

                           10

шампанское

                         18

                       600

портвейн

3

                          56

                        956

медовуха

                            60

                              0

сакэ

                           29

                          0,5

джим

                           39

                             7

ракия

                             45

                           450

перно

                             7

                           88

пунш

                              2

                              3

бургундское

                         12

                       100

мартини

                         14

                           7

вермут

                        13

                          2

кьянти

4

                      11,11

                      22,22

наливка

                         40,2

                          333

цуйка

                           52

                         555

перцовка

                        40,5

                          405

кюммель

                           7,5

                          200

крюшон

                           34

                          0,4

граппа

                             8

                           22

каберне

                      16,5

                      1,65

мускат

                        15

                      920

Букет Молдавии

                        17

                        60

токай

5

                           42

                           98

ром

                            92

                          880

горилка

                           48

                           84

зубровка

                          8,8

                          9,9

кальвадос

                           0,8

                              0

сидр

                              *

                              *

зелье

                              3

                           0,3

бордо

                         19

                      72,2

кагор

                     0,01

                     0,03

алиготе

                       20

                       10

мадера

5                                                      45     пиво Kellers

6

                           33

                         333

текила

                            63

                         0,00

чача

                           31

                             3

абсент

                           11

                         111

эль

                         20,5

                      10000

кровавая Мэри

                              *

                              *

                              *

телебенчик

*

хрен его знает, что это (спорн.)

**

шнапс бабы Дзыны                                                                                    - крепость 1

***                                                                                                               -  калории

коктейль по-русски

****                                                                                                              1 для таблицы

виски по-индейски                                                                                       ОПОХМЕЛОИДОВ

*****                                                                                                             и ЗАКУСОИДОВ - 

сладкий, когда пьеш задарма                                                                     значение, указываю-

******                                                                                                           щее эффективность

от  крепости  даже  челюсти  сводит                                                         данного элемента

7

                           37

                         101

пульке

                               *

                               *

                               *

                               *

огненная вода

                           22

                         902

духи

                           43

                           66

самогон

                            73

                          666

первач

                           29

                         998

ерш

8

                           36

                        0,06

бальзам

                            95

                         0,95

спирт

                        96,6

                         966

технич. спирт

                           77

                         834

денатурат

                            26

                            16

одеколон

                           25

                           15

лосьен

                               *

                               *

                               *

                               *

                               *

уксус

                         0,1

                        985

брага

                     0,09

                       0,1

бормотуха

                          0

                          0

пойло

              1,1

               34

сырок

                 0,7

                  18

мититеи

                 2,2

                740

таранька

               0,03

               0,03

ириски

                    0

                800

белящ

                  12

                    0

мамалыга

                 1,5

             0,002

жев. резинка

                  16

                340

хрен

                  16

                340

редька

                    1

                    1

Дунькина радость

                 4,4

                220

подосиновик

                     7,3

              910

гематоген

              0,99

              0,99

арбуз

              2,4

242              

семечки

              4,8

               484

казинаки

              1              

999

пельмени

              3

               13

кефир

2,9

               92

рассол

0,75

               35

чай

*

*

*

*

*

чефир         *

35

               103

квас

1,6

               160

борщ

40

               400

харчо

0,08

               47

молоко

8,8

               939

кумыс

0

               0

Галина Бланка

2,8

               315

кофе

              4

               819

ряженка

              5,6

              9

маринад

              5,6

               9

валерьянка

              0,00

               0,00

Аспирин УПСА

             2,22

             2,22

капельница